DOG

My name is Maddie.   Some people call me Maddie my name is Goo or Madeline or Madeline Gooscar or  Maddie Goo or Gooscarian or Ja Goo or Jitawa or Jigawa or Mottalan or Muttaluck or Jackassian or Spazalina.  I'll stop there but I think there's more.

I'm a real nice dog.  A people dog.  Not really a dog lover.  In fact, I no like dogs.

This is my story.